Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
wearing all black feels so good
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing. akjdfnlkdf
Amazing button sculptures by Miami based artist Augusto Esquivel. Absolutely stunning stuff!
Fucking over you and your bullshit.